nerdherdchuck: (Accessing)
2011-05-12 07:34 pm
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TM #386 - Do you have children? If not, do you want them one day?

[Locked to those who know of his secret life.]

Cut for general season 4 spoilers )

Muse: Chuck Bartowski
Fandom: Chuck
Word Count: 179
nerdherdchuck: (Comic - Star Wars)
2011-03-24 11:37 pm
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I wanna see this!

It's an exhibit opening next spring at the Smithsonian.

And yes, I definitely will be voting for my favorites to make it into the final exhibit!
nerdherdchuck: (Huh?)
2011-02-14 09:14 pm
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Why Gophers?

So, uh...I saw we could send out random gifts today. And...I sent some...not exactly knowing what was in the box.

Come to find out that light green box...contained a gopher. Why a gopher, I have no idea. But now both Sarah and Hiro have one...
nerdherdchuck: (Ruffled Shirt)
2011-01-02 11:56 pm
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Color meme

you are turquoise

Your dominant hues are green and blue. You're smart and you know it, and want to use your power to help people and relate to others. Even though you tend to battle with yourself, you solve other people's conflicts well.

Your saturation level is higher than average - You know what you want, but sometimes know not to tell everyone. You value accomplishments and know you can get the job done, so don't be afraid to run out and make things happen.

Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.
the html color quiz

That is...pretty much me.
nerdherdchuck: (Comic - Star Wars)
2010-12-27 02:07 pm
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TM #367 - Gift

When I started to open up Morgan's gift, my buddy began to explain, "Your gift isn't quite complete yet but, I still hope you like it."

"Morgan, I'm sure I will," I replied as I continued to unwrap the cylindrical shaped object. Once the paper was removed, I could see a black tube with a plastic cap at the top. I popped off the cap and reached inside the tube. Feeling something of rolled up glossy paper, I carefully removed the roll and then unrolled it to reveal a TRON: Legacy movie poster.

Grinning, I turned back to Morgan.

"I was gonna get it framed to match the original TRON poster you got but, between the missions and the crazy hours at the Buy More-"

I stopped Morgan right there. "You don't need to apologize or anything. This is a kick ass gift, Morgan."

"I still owe you a frame."

There was no convincing him otherwise so I just remarked, "If you insist. But it's still cool the way it is."

Muse: Chuck Bartowski
Fandom: Chuck
Word Count: 171
nerdherdchuck: (Perplexed/on phone)
2010-11-20 09:43 pm
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TM #362 - Tell A Joke


The only one I can think of at the moment is the classic tale of the frustrated tech support worker though. It's been retold and updated over the years so that it no longer references DOS and has wireless technology. The latest way I've heard it was something like this:

Tech Support: How may I help you today?

Customer: Well, I was using my desktop computer and then the screen went black. I can't seem to get anything to work.

Tech Support: Oh, I see. Have you tried moving the mouse? Sometimes a screen saver or a power save mode feature will kick in causing the the screen to go black.

Customer: Oh okay, let me try that.

(A moment passes.)

Customer: No, sorry. That didn't help. The screen is still black.

Tech Support: Try to check the cable for the mouse to see if it's still plugged in.

Customer: There isn't one.

Tech Support: Oh, it's a wireless mouse then. Flip it over. Do you see a red light still on?

Customer: I do.

Tech Support: Then lets make sure the receiver still is working. Is there a little rectangular object plugged into the computer?

Customer: I don't see one.

Tech Support: Please check around the machine to see if it's fallen out of the USB slot.

Customer: The what?

Tech Support: The USB slot. It's a grooved socket that's shaped like a rounded rectangle.

Customer: I can't see one.

Tech Support: There should be several on the machine-

Customer: Well, I really can't see anything at the moment.

Tech Support: Why not?

Customer: Because the office is totally dark. I think the power went out.

Tech Support: Sir, the computer cannot operate without any power.

Customer: Then why is there a light on the mouse?

Tech Support: Because that works on a battery.

Customer: Well, I feel dumb.

Tech Support: You should. Honestly, I think you're too stupid to own a computer.

It's probably not quite as good as the original though.

Muse: Chuck Bartowski
Fandom: Chuck
Word Count: 335
nerdherdchuck: (Huh?)
2010-10-07 09:16 pm
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I am curious...

Where did that ring come from?

ooc: Possible spoilers in comments.
nerdherdchuck: (Accessing)
2010-08-01 11:41 am
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TM #345 - Are you well organized?

I'd say so. My room is pretty neat and my work space at the Nerd Herd desk is too. So I can find just about everything I'm looking for when we need to find it.

I try to keep the apartment neat too.

[Locked to those who know of his secret life]

But...I'm maybe not so organized when it comes to forming plans for spy missions. At least, not all the time. I'm getting better though. But in the past, I just sorta charged into a place trying to help. When I did that, I usually ended up getting captured myself. Or, sometimes by dumb luck, I'd do something that ended up saving the team.

One thing I have noticed is that hidden stashes of weapons are always very organized. Whether they're guns or knives, Sarah and Casey's weapons are always hidden under something, or behind something, and each weapon is being held in a slot with Styrofoam all around it.

I don't have anything like that but...then again, I don't tend to carry weapons like those. [/locked]

Muse: Chuck Bartowski
Fandom: Chuck
Word Count: 178
nerdherdchuck: (Hiro & Chuck)
2010-08-01 10:59 am
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Thanks Hiro!

Thanks for sending the virtual gift. And it is definitely nice that it can help people in the Gulf.
nerdherdchuck: (Kissing! :))
2010-07-25 09:14 pm
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Point 3 is definitely true

Chuck and Sarah
  • Might conceive four valuable children.
  • Are aspiring to lovingly serenade each other.
  • Endure the slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy
nerdherdchuck: (Bonk)
2010-07-11 10:25 pm
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TM #342 - Interruption.

[Locked to those who know of his secret life]

So last year, Sarah and I disobeyed orders and tried to find my Dad when he was kidnapped by Fulcrum. Casey was assigned to bring us back in and it lead to a stand off between Sarah and Casey, in which they both had a gun pointed at each other.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing. These two people that I trusted could possibly kill each other. I was told to sit in the car, but I couldn't just sit there. I stood up and yelled out, "Guys! Guys! We are a team!"

And neither Casey nor Sarah takes their eyes off each other while they bark back at me, in unison, "Stay in the car!"

My interruption didn't do a damn thing. It didn't make either of them pause to think about what I was trying to say. To remember we used to be all on the same side!

They probably could have stood there for hours, but the standoff was cut short a moment later when one of Fulcrum's men jumped up, and both Casey and Sarah fired. The assailant was brought down by their bullets but that revealed Sarah's gun was now out of ammo.

Casey had won.

One long drive back to who knows where was ahead of us, leaving me to wonder who I could really trust.

Of course it all ended up working out. We became a team again and my father was rescued but that's a story for another day.

Muse: Chuck Bartowski
Fandom: Chuck
Word Count (excluding episode 2.21 dialogue): 247
nerdherdchuck: (Charles Carmichael)
2010-06-27 09:09 pm
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TM #338 - Tell the story behind your name (or nickname).

My full name is Charles Irving Bartowski. I go by Chuck though. And Chuck is short for Charles.

Nothing exciting, I know.

[Locked to those who know of his secret life]

My alias is Charles Carmichael. It was a name I sorta thought up on a whim. Sarah had asked that I come up with a name to use on a spy mission and that's what came into my head. I pictured Charles to be this successful software mogul who sailed in America's Cup. No idea what was up with the racing thing. I guess it's just something I figured rich people do.

The spy name actually lasted for several missions. I even was called 'Agent Carmichael' on more than one occasion.

For now though, I've retired that spy persona. No more Agent Carmichael. Just ordinary Chuck Bartowski again. [/locked]


But after what I found? This spy may come out of retirement. [/Private]

Muse: Chuck Bartowski
Fandom: Chuck
Word Count: 154
nerdherdchuck: (AAH!  (Ellie & Awesome in the shower))
2010-06-22 10:18 pm
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I need brain bleach

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