TM #251 - What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while sober?

[nerdherdchuck]

Well, this may not be the most embarrassing thing I've ever done while sober. But it probably was the most recent.



I found myself on Cloud 9 when I woke up. A nice day...I was feeling good about myself and planning my life and stuff.

So, I leaped out of bed, dancing to the Huey Lewis song that my alarm clock was playing. After doing that for a minute or two, I turned off the alarm and made my way into the bathroom.

I, um, didn't realize someone else was in there until I noticed the mirror was all fogged over. Then I could hear the shower running.

So, I wipe the fog off the mirror and, in the reflection I see Captain Awesome...um...completely naked. As in, yeah, nothing left to the imagination. *shudder*

Behind him was my sister Ellie. I couldn't see much of her, just her head peeking over Awesome's shoulder looking pretty embarrassed. (And I don't blame her!)

So I flee the bathroom, covering my eyes hoping somehow I could forget what I just saw.


Sadly, that's easier said than done when you have a photographic memory.



Muse: Chuck Bartowski
Fandom: Chuck
Word Count: 190

Comments

[rattle-thecages.livejournal.com]

I can see how that would scar a person.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah...it did.

I really need a localized brain scrub.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Awww Chuck.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Note to self: Pay attention and listen if the shower is running before entering the bathroom.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, how did you miss that?

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Apparently dancing to Huey Lewis causes you to not be very attentive...

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you probably shouldn't dance to it when you're on your way into the bathroom then.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*Hiro gives him a pat on the shoulder. He hopes never to have the same experience.*

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I kinda wish I could have had a localized brain scrub after that one...

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

We could make millions if we could create one.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

I think you're right!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

I can think of several times I could have used one.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Really?

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Yes, when I saw several girls I liked go out of their way to make certain I knew they had no interest in me.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Ouch...sorry buddy.

I...know how that is.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

At least you are good-looking. I am quite ordinary.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Me? Good looking?

Someone like Bryce? Sure. Me? Nah. *shakes head*

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

You are very good-looking. You have very nice curly hair and big eyes and a very nice smile. I guess being a geek here is as much a problem as at home. In Japan, there would be many girls wanting to be your girlfriend.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

I have an untamed mop on my head. *laughs*

But thanks for the encouragement, Hiro. You rock the bed head look, buddy. Go with it!

I think...yeah, being a geek anywhere makes it tough to find a special someone...

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Girls usually are not willing to be seen with a geek. I am fortunate to have found someone.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Salome is a very lucky lady to have you in her life. *smiles*

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

I am very lucky to have her. She is the most wonderful woman in the world.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

She is wonderful. And Jonba is adorable too.

She was telling me he wants to be a pumpkin for Halloween.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

That would be very cute.