Working on my 5 year plan

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I have no idea who did this. Seriously, I don't...

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ooc: Done with permission of not_a_savage in response to this entry.

For the longest time, my buddy Jack was convinced that Captain Awesome was a legendary creature. Something like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster....a thing that people talked about but could not confirm or deny its existence.

Well Jack, I assure you Captain Awesome is very real.

I give you photographic non-Photoshopped proof:

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For those of you who have never heard he speak of the Captain, he is my sister's fiancé. He lives with Ellie and I at our apartment in LA.

Yes, he has an actual name. That of Devon Woodcomb, if you were curious. So why do I call him 'Captain Awesome?' (You can skip ahead if I already told you this story.)

Well, he tends to use the word 'awesome' far too often. He's a good looking very athletic doctor who is big time into extreme sports and exercising. Thus, my term for him is 'Captain Awesome.'

Despite being all that though, Awesome isn't a bad guy or anything. I mean, he tries to act like a big brother to me and give me life pointers and stuff. And he tries to impress Ellie though they fight now and then. He loves her though and actually asked my permission to propose to her. (He said since I was the man of the family, it was only right that he did that.) I thought that was kinda nice of him. And I did give him my blessing.

So yeah, Captain Awesome isn't a superhero or anything. But he is real. And Jack, I'm glad you're finally starting to accept that. *laughs*

Muse: Chuck Bartowski
Fandom: Chuck
Word Count (excluding ooc notes): 265

Well, this may not be the most embarrassing thing I've ever done while sober. But it probably was the most recent.

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Muse: Chuck Bartowski
Fandom: Chuck
Word Count: 190

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[Locked to those who know of his secret life]

I don't even know how long I was out cold.

As I came to, the first thing I remember was seeing a blurry figure. I felt a tap on my cheek and the figure was calling my name. At first, his voice seemed all distorted, like someone slowed down a tape or something.

Finally, my vision cleared and the voice started sounding normal again. It was then that I recognized the figure was actually my friend Morgan.

He asked me if I was all right and I nodded a bit, though I didn't feel that great.

"Did you spike the punch?" I asked him in a groggy voice. (My birthday party was the night before.)

At first he tried to deny it but finally he admitted, "Yes, I did" as he helped me off the floor.

Okay, so I'm majorly hung over. Makes sense. Why else would I feel groggy with a massive headache from hell, right? I thought to myself.

So basically last night, I opened that e-mail from Bryce, started seeing weird pictures, then the booze kicked in at full force and I passed out.

Or maybe when the booze kicked in, that's when I started seeing weird pictures. I dunno. In any case, that's all that happened...I'll just have get through this hangover and everything will be fine.

At least, that's what I tried to tell myself.

I then decided I would take a quick shower. Maybe that would help.

But, while I was in the shower, I was listening to the news on the shower radio and the strangest thing happened. The news was giving a traffic report and suddenly I saw aerial views of the highways flash before my eyes. I had no idea why. Man this hangover is making me delusional... I thought to myself.

Morgan waited for me to get ready and after I did, we walked out to my car. My head was spinning and he was trying to tell me something about an X-Box game he was playing. But my headache was too painful for me to pay attention. I then asked him to drive us to work, cautioning him to "stay off the 5 cuz the cops are in a phased...deployment."

Morgan and I then looked at each other, really confused. He thankfully didn't ask why I said what I said. Instead he replied, "Okay, thanks for the tip, Ponch." and drove us to work.

I think Morgan just chalked up my rambling to the hangover.

I started feeling better as the day went on. I thought maybe I was finally sobering up and all this strangeness would soon be over.

But then as I was speaking at our Nerd Herd team meeting, I glanced over at one of the TVs and there was a news report about this general on the screen. And then it happened again...images flashed before my eyes. This time, after the flash, I knew the general had already landed in Los Angeles.

How was I supposed to know that? The news was talking about preparations being made for his arrival.

Was I going crazy? I had no idea what to think then.

(Of course...eventually I learned why I was remembering things I shouldn't have. And my life hasn't been the same since.)

Muse: Chuck Bartowski
Fandom: Chuck
Word Count (excluding episode dialogue): 531